Tessa: It seems rather unusual taking a trip this time of year. Their destination: Okinawa. Hm, have I ever told you how I used to live in Okinawa when I was just a little girl?
Kalinin: No.
Tessa: When we first moved there my father decided to enroll me in one of the Japanese schools. But I didn’t mix too well with the other kids, so I transferred to the school located on my father’s base.
Mardukas: [clears throat]
Tessa: Please excuse me. I was getting off topic, I apologize.
Mardukas: Well…
Kalinin: We recently acquired some new information regarding the Whispered, Madam Captain. Here. This report tracks the distribution of rare drugs in the Soviet states. Most of it originates from a research facility in Khabarovsk.
Tessa: And is hacking an option?
Kalinin: No. Our only option is to terminate the research through physical means.
Tessa: Physical means?
Kalinin: I would recommend that we send cruise missiles to destroy the target.
Tessa: I understand, but this operation should be carried out at midnight on the weekend and you should collect all the information you can via spy satellite to avoid any potential casualties.
Kalinin: Yes, Madam Captain. Now, onto the next item. Arbalest-
Tessa: [drops all her paperwork onto the floor accidentally] Eh, oh no. I’m sorry. I’m really, really sorry.
Mardukas: [sighs and helps recollect them]
Kalinin: [helping recollect papers]
Tessa: Let’s see, this one is the first page. And then the next. Oh, thank you. I’m sorry, forgive me Commander Mardukas.
Mardukas: Please, don’t worry about it Captain.
Tessa: Is this what we were looking at? Let’s see, ’seven promises of the garbage chief…’
Kalinin: [clears throat and takes sheet] No, it’s not.
Tessa: Garbage chief?
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Shota: Can we burn the food we throw out?
Maya: Are you stupid? If that’s what you think, then God help you when you start living on your own.
Shiori: Shouldn’t we be separating the plastic bottles to recycle?
Male Student: Recital?
Shiori: Recycle. It’s that kind of ignorance that creates a crisis of resources and destroys the Earth and its ecosystem!
Students: [cheering Shiori]
Sousuke: Destruction of the Earth? This is a grave matter indeed.
Kaname: Is everything alright, you’re sweating?
Sousuke: Yes. Everything is fine.
Kyoko: You shouldn’t take this so seriously. All it takes is a little common sense, Sousuke. Common sense!
Sousuke: Right. Common sense. [i]This doesn’t make any sense at all.[/i]
Kaname: Alright, alright. As class rep it’s my job to lead by example. Now, place close attention. This, is combustible. This is non-combustible. Keep batteries separate. Umbrellas should be left at the entrance, someone might need to use it. And… there you have it, all finished!
Students: [wowing impressed]
Kyoko: So fast! Awesome Kaname!
Sousuke: I have to say I’m rather impressed.
Kaname: Hey, when you live by yourself you start picking up these things pretty quick. So, if any of you should ever have any questions please don’t hesitate to ask me.
Sousuke: Your words have reassured me. I appreciate it.
Shiori: Any idea when those two started asking so friendly?
Kyoko: [taking picture] Nope.
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Sousuke: Promise #3, put garbage in a semi-clear bag. Promise #4, put garbage bags together by group.
Kaname: Promise #5, don’t cause any trouble for the people at the inn. Promise #6, wash your hands and do your best to keep clean.
Sousuke: Promise #7, ask class rep for advice should any problems occur.
Kurz: Here you go, eat up.
Sousuke: What is this? Spaghetti in marinara sauce?
Kurz: Come on, what kind of Japanese person are you?
Mao: Oh wow. You don’t look well Sousuke, what’s the problem?
Sousuke: There’s no problem.
Mao: Well, you’ve been a pretty busy kid since we took up our residency here. Even though there’s been no sign of our enemies.
Kurz: Hey Sousuke, tomorrow’s Sunday so why don’t you stay in bed? We’ll stick with Kaname and make sure she doesn’t get hurt or kidnapped.
Sousuke: I can’t do that.
Mao: This is an order from your superior! You stay in bed tomorrow.
Sousuke: Uh. Understood ma’am.
Kurz: Hey, are you taking my world famous fried noodle with canned crab special all for yourself?
Mao: Canned crab? Gah, my canned crab!?
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Kyoko: Hey Kaname, are you gonna buy yourself a new swimsuit for this trip?
Kaname: Of course I am, we’re going all the way to Okinawa so I have to find something better than that boring school swimsuit!
Kyoko: Is that so?
Kurz: Hey! Hi there, Japanese pretty girls. I am from far away country. Far, far away oversea. But now I am, how you say, lost. Will you girls please help me?
Kaname and Kyoko: Uh…
Kurz: I’m like lost little kitty. You know, kitteh. Please I’m begging you help me, please pretty girls.
Melissa: That man is the most shameless flirt I’ve ever known!
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Weapons Officer: Final confirmation for Tomahawk input data. No problems with coordinates, terrain or visuals.
Tessa: Open the door for the number one launch tube.
Mardukas: Number one launch tube, open door.
Weapons Officer: Guidance system activated. Launching sequence has entered the final phase.
Tessa: Fire number one.
Mardukas: Number one, fire.
Weapons Officer: Firing.
[missile fires]
Weapons Officer: Launch sequence has been completed. Closing MVLS hatch now.
Tessa: Good work people. We will now dive to a depth of 300 meters, change our baring and head south. Angle twenty degrees.
Navigational Officer: Aye Captain. Speed forward two thirds. Dive angle twenty degrees.
Steerman: Speed forward two thirds. Dive angle twenty degrees. Passing depth eighty… ninety… one hundred…
Weapons Officer: Missile number one has past wave point alpha. Locked on and flying on its set course.
Mardukas: We’ll know the results in three hours. Perhaps you should rest now Madam Captain.
Tessa: I wish that I could. But I better not ’cause I might have a nightmare while I’m asleep. Kalinin, shall we withdrawal the gaurds once we’re certain the facility’s destroyed?
Kalinin: Yes ma’am. However…
Tessa: Is there a problem?
Kalinin: No, just my imagination.
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Kurz: I’m back!
Sousuke: [holds Kurz at gunpoint]
Kurz: Well, I see you’re awake Sergeant Serious.
Sousuke: On duty and drunk, huh?
Kurz: Nothing I could do about it. I was just gonna have one beer, and that’s it man. But that Kyoko kept pouring me more. And more!
Sousuke: Wait. Kyoko? Kyoko Tokiwa!? You mean Kaname’s friend? But she-
Kurz: Hey, you’re awake too, aren’t you miss. You know staying up too late is murder on your skin.
Melissa: That’s sick. I can’t believe you picked up the mission objective. I outta pop one in your ass right now Sergeant Weber. And I would get off pretty easy too.
Kurz: My ass? Sounds like sexual harassment.
Sousuke: This is a secret mission. Why are you trying to blow our cover?
Kurz: What are you, stupid? If I make friendly with the girls it’ll be much easier to keep my eye on them.
Sousuke: [getting angrier toward the end] Getting attached could jeopardize the mission. You might loose the ability to make judgments with a clear head.
Kurz: You know what Kaname said about you? “Oh this interesting guy just transferred to our school” among other things.
Sousuke: What else did she say?
Kurz: You want to know?
Sousuke: Not really. No- it’s my duty. Better tell me.
Kurz: Let me hear you say, ‘Please, Sergeant Weber.’
Sousuke: [scowl grimace]
Kurz: I’m just kidding. No need to get all bent out of shape. Want some?
Melissa: Sousuke, Kurz, big problem. Twenty twenty-one hours, suspicious person on balcony. Assessing visuals.
Sousuke: Is the suspect working alone?
Kurz: I don’t know. His friends could be hiding.
Melissa: Either way we need to catch that guy. Urzu six get on top of the building across the street. Urzu seven go intercept the target.
Sousuke: Give me one hundred twenty seconds!
Melissa: I’ll be waiting in the M9.
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Kurz: Urzu six to everyone. I’m ready and waiting. I’m not picking up any signs of an accomplice. My guess is the suspect is all by himself.
Sousuke: Don’t let your guard down, especially behind you.
Kurz: You forget who you’re talking to.
Melissa: Urzu seven, according to the directional microphone it seems Miss Chidori’s in the bathroom taking a shower. Get rid of him before she exits the bathroom. But don’t kill him.
Sousuke: Urzu seven, roger.
Suspect: [landing on balcony] Whoa.
Sousuke: [places gun to his back] Don’t say anything, understand. Well chosen, life is too short to be stupid.
Suspect: [struggles]
Sousuke: [inspects ID in suspect's pocket]
Kurz: Urzu six to Urzu seven, take a good look at what’s in his hand.
Sousuke: [pulls article from hand]
Kurz: Panties. Beautiful, pure white panties! Urzu six, over and out.
Melissa: We’re going back. You should do the same. God, I don’t get paid enough to put up with this.
Sousuke: You may speak now.
Shinji: I’m so s-sorry. I’m sorry! I’M SORRY!
Sousuke: I meant quietly.
Shinji: I’m sorry. Please don’t arrest me.
Sousuke: Don’t worry, I’m not with the police. But I am going to need an explanation from you.
Shinji: T-thank you sir. Hey, is that you Sousuke?
Sousuke: You must be confused.
Shinji: Huh? But you look like…
Sousuke: [gun] Sorry, wrong person. You’re Shinji Kazama, right? Now tell me what you’re doing here.
Shinji: As you can see I’m a pantie thief. Are you one too?
Sousuke: No way! I merely happened to be passing by.
Shinji: O… K.
Sousuke: And what were you going to do once you’ve stolen her undergarments?
Shinji: I’m not the one who wants them! It was.. the older students who made me.
Sousuke: What older students?
Shinji: Older students in photo club. The students one year above me took a bunch of my photo negatives that I’ve been saving for a really, really long time. They- They told me I had to steal Kaname’s panties if I wanted to get my photo negatives back.
Sousuke: So they’re blackmailing you.
Shinji: It’s because all my negatives are all wide shots. “You’re not brave enough to get close to your subject. This is training for you to be a real photographer.” That’s how they put it.
Kurz: That’s bullshit.
Shinji: They said, “Kaname Chidori is like a bit celebrity nobody wants for a girlfriend, so it’s safe to test your courage on her.”
Sousuke: The story is starting to fall into place. Don’t you think it would bother her though?
Shinji: But I wanted to get my negatives back. Its a collection of photos I took of the arm slaves on all the bases I visited.
Sousuke: Really?
Shinji: You eat, sleep and breath this military stuff don’t you?
Sousuke: No, I don’t think I’d put it quite like that.
Shinji: Did you know I got photos of the US Marine Corps M6 stationed in Okinawa?
Sousuke: No way. You don’t mean the A2 model!
Shinji: Uh huh. And get this! It even had a reactive armor shield.
Sousuke: How was the movement on it.
Shinji: According to the people at the base, its balance isn’t the greatest. If I remember correctly the control system is Rockwell’s MSO12 right?
Sousuke: Hm… no, I think its 11.
Shinji: Is it? Well, in any case the feedback architecture is way too sensitive. Once the bilateral angle exceeds 3.5 its hard to control because of the weight of the portable firearms.
Sousuke: I see. You may be right. Would you say then that its best suited for ambush tactics?
Shinji: Yeah.
Melissa: They’re having a nice chat.
Shinji: And its gonna be a long time before they have the latest M9 out testing and stockpiling.
Kurz: Could this be the beginning of a beautiful friendship?
Shinji: By the way, what are your thoughts on the Bofor’s gun?
Sousuke: I’m impressed with how much you know about the military. It’s hard for me to believe that you’re only a civilian.
Shinji: Well thanks Sousuke but I’m not that good. You know a whole lot more about the military than I do.
Sousuke: Well, maybe I know a little bit…
Kaname: [balcony door opens] W-What are you doing here?
Sousuke: Kaname, what a coincidence…
Kaname: [sees her panties in his hand] Huh!?
Sousuke and Shinji: [sigh in relief as she walks away]
Kaname: [getting baseball bat] Oh boys! Take this you perverts!
Sousuke and Shinji: [scream]
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[a missile lights up the screen]
Combat Intel Officer: The missile has landed. Commence damage evaluation.
de Danaan: Destruction of main target confirmed. Readings indicate massive fire within blast radius.
Mardukas: [worried sigh at Tessa's worried look]
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Colonel Smirnoff: The research facility is ruined. All of the data on the Whispered has been lost. It will be impossible to continue our research!
Gauron: My condolences. Too bad you had to keep the research a secret from the Kremlin, hidden it that facility.
Colonel Smirnoff: Listen. Your contract is canceled. You hear me?
Gauron: Do you know what that sound is?
Colonel Smirnoff: … NO!
Gauron: It’s a CD. I’m looking at my screen right now and I’m seeing some interesting numbers.
Colonel Smirnoff: Is it the research data? Damn you, when did you get it!?
Gauron: Since I thought that your temper might get the better of you, I took some extra measures. Dasvidanya Chief. Take care of yourself in prison.
Colonel Smirnoff: Wait! What do you plan to do with this data?
HQ Guard: Guard’s Chief, the party headquarters has taken a special interest in your side job.
Colonel Smirnoff: What!?
HQ Guard: They suspect that you misused government facilities and brought in a catastrophic loss.
Colonel Smirnoff: Wait! You don’t understand, I’ve been framed!
HQ Guard: Save it. You can tell us the whole story in LuVianca.
Gauron: [chuckles overhearing it all on the phone]
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Kurz: Like a big celebrity that nobody wants for a girlfriend huh? Yeah, I could see that.
Sousuke: Chidori sure does know how to throw a punch. I tried to let Kazama run away, but he fell off the balcony and got tangled in the hedges below.
Kurz: I’m surprised he didn’t die falling from the fourth floor.
Sousuke: It was a close call for me too, I finally managed to escape but if I had been killed by the mission objective I have to wonder how the Lieutenant Commander would have reacted.
Kurz: Oh I could imagine how it would play out. “Please sign here for the Sergeant’s things. And now we will move on to the next order of business.” Come on Sousuke, can’t I even get a little chuckle out of ya?
Sousuke: I suppose if Miss Chidori didn’t hate me before she certainly must by now.
Kurz: [laughing] I suppose you’re right.
Melissa: It appears to be an order from de Danaan. [reading] Our work is finished. Your tour of duty as Miss Chidori Kaname’s bodyguards… is over.
Kurz: Huh?
Sousuke: I don’t understand.
Melissa: It says here that they were able to destroy the enemy’s main facility. So its become safe. For now. And we won’t be needing to tag along with Miss Chidori anymore.
Kurz: Ah man, happens all the time. You get to know somebody and then they’re gone. It was such a short live romance.
Melissa: Wait. It also says we get a week off here in Tokyo.
Kurz: You’re kidding! That rocks!
Melissa: However, Urzu 7 is to attend the school trip as was previously planned.
Sousuke: I’m what?
Melissa: The fee has been paid in full and Sergeant Sagara needs to make the most of it. By the Lieutenant Commander’s order.
Sousuke: But I can’t!
Kurz: Oh come on, have some fun! Look, Sousuke, now that Kaname’s safe why don’t you enjoy the life of an ordinary high school while you still can! Hm?
Sousuke: Very well then, it’ll be a valuable learning experience.
Melissa: [noise of disbelief]
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Kaname: Second years, class four. Enter the terminal. Come on people, let’s get a move on!
Sousuke: Kaname, I have a question to ask you.
Kaname: Get in line and stop walking so slowly!
Sousuke: Should I go around and collect everyone’s garbage on the aircraft before we land or do you think I should wait until everyone has disembarked from the aircraft?
Kaname: I’m very busy right now, could you please not talk to me. Uh.
Shinji: Well, I guess it’s only natural. If you found two guys chatting while playing with your panties you’d be pretty angry too. Huh?
Sousuke: [staring]
Kyoko: Hey, what’s wrong? You look like super angry!
Kaname: No, this is me. The usual me.
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Gauron: Hard work, isn’t it?
Flight Attendant: Hm?
Gauron: Having to serve so many high school students at the same time. Must be at your wit’s end.
Flight Attendant: No, I’ve done it before.
Gauron: I’d like to get 8000 meters in the air and pitch them out the emergency door. I’d imagine we’d all nice, quiet, relaxing flight from there on out. Don’t you think?
Flight Attendant: [nervous] Uhm…
Gauron: [laughs] I’m only kidding.
Kaname: Is this your first time on a plane?
Kyoko: Yeah.
(End credits as the jet takes off)
