Birds: [calling]
Kaname: Rugon and Ninikke, Omega tita Q tani… Noninna structure’s primary construction material Platheodium, televium, polyal, amydogel, fle, flexible ishal muscle… Paladididium reactor is a cube, curil nucleon electromagnetic force, holo is camouflage…
Alarm Clock: Qua, it’s morning. Qua, get up Kaname! If you don’t, you’ll be late! Qua!
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Operative: Stop it.
Whispered Girl: [experiencing flashbacks] Let me bite it, or please just kill me now. Let me bite it… or k-k-k…
Operative: I said stop it! [groans as WGirl bites him] They did a horrible, horrible thing to you. Look look, it’s the mountains. Do you see them? We’re almost there! We can go home.
Whispered Girl: [groans as explosion tosses her from the jeep]
Helicopter Pilot: [chuckles as he assaults the girl with automatic weaponry on helicopter]
[grunts to faces the enemy]
Whispered Girl: [gasping] It’s… it’s an arm slave.
Kurz: Mithril’s knights in shining armor to the rescue! Hand on Princess!
Melissa: Idiot. Hurry up Sousuke, we’ve got incoming.
Sousuke: Pick up in fifteen seconds.
Whispered Girl: Wha- what are you going to do with me?
Sousuke: Take you back with us.
Whispered Girl: [fainting] Your name, what is it? Please tell me. [passes out]
Sousuke: Sagara. Sousuke Sagara.
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Kurz: [to Sousuke] I tell ya. It’s a good thing you didn’t have an old M6, otherwise you’da been buried under the tundra. [laughs]
Sousuke: [no response as he overlooks the repairs]
Kurz: [to maintenance crew] This guy grabbed an enemy Hind in his M9 and took that bad boy out.
Beta Crewman: A Hind? You’re kidding!
Sousuke: [all maintenance crew turns, annoyed] No, if you take a quick look at the M9 specs you’ll see that its quite possible.
Kurz: [quite animated tone, complete with sound effects] Here it comes! The Hind is closing in fast on this poor defenseless babe! Bwa! Tatatatatine! And here comes Sousuke; grabs that Hind and throws its big ass body into the wild! KABOOM!
Melissa: Lieutenant Commander Kalinin’s calling you. If you have complaints, they’ll be addressed there. Sousuke, you too.
Sousuke: Roger.
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Melissa: Stop learning, it makes you look ugly. No I take that back, you’re just ugly.
Kurz: [scoffing] Whatever you say babe. I’ve been a front page model for the tag. One look at me and there goes Cupid’s bullet – through your heart.
Melissa: Loser.
Kurz: Now listen to me you bitch! I’ll have you clawing my back and begging for more til you can’t take it-
Melissa: What did you call me?
Kurz: [mumbles]
Melissa: Huh? – HUH?
Kurz: I said you’re the lovely Sergeant Major who covers my back and without you I’d never make it!
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Kalinin: Come in.
Melissa: Sergeant Major Melissa Mao, Sergeant Kurz Weber and Sergeant Sousuke Sagara reporting for duty.
Kalinin: Your mission.
Kurz: [recovering groan] Hmm, Kaname Chidori. Heh, this is gonna be one foxy lady in a few years.
Kalinin: The photo is four years old. Miss Chidori is sixteen now.
Kurz: Ah. Where can I get a photo of that version?
Kalinin: It’s highly probable that the KGB or other unknown organizations will attempt to kidnap her. You’ll need to gaurd her without making your presence known to the Japanese government or Miss Chidori. The three of you will work together.
Kurz: Just the three of us!? You’re joking!
Kalinin: We’re counting on each one of you.
Melissa: Our team is requesting Class B Equipment, sir.
Kalinin: Approved. One M9 with minimum equipment. Take two exterior condensers with you. I know you’re up to the task.
Melissa: First things first. We’ll start forging documents and ID photos.
Kurz: Now where’s that camera?
Sousuke: Documents? Photos? Excuse me sir, but, what do we need them for?
Kalinin: For you Sergeant. For your transfer notification.
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Sousuke: What’s all this stuff?
Melissa: Things that Japanese students are likely to have. I collected them from all over the submarine.
Sousuke: Is that so? Then what’s this?
Melissa: [chuckling] A condom of course.
Sousuke: I’m aware it’s a condom, but I can’t figure out what possible use it could be to High School students.
Kurz: [attempting to take Sousuke's photo, annoyed] Stop turning your head! C’mon Sousuke, let’s see a smile.
Melissa: Oh please, don’t you even try to play innocent. You dirty old man.
Sousuke: I… don’t know what you’re talking about. I mean, sure, I’ve used it a couple of times.
Melissa: [appalled] WHOA!
Sousuke: I was on mission deep in the jungle when I lost everything. Everything but this. You know they can hold a liter of water, right?
Kurz: [snaps photo] Now say Mithril!
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Melissa: [overlooking forged documents] Are you sure its a good idea to use your real name?
Sousuke: Since my family’s not registered in this country, there’s probably nothing to worry about. It won’t be a problem.
Melissa: [hesitating] Well, I don’t know.
Kurz: Are you sure you’re gonna be ok?
Sousuke: I’ll be trying my best.
Melissa: You know, Tessa was worried about you.
Sousuke: [surprised] Captain Testarossa? Well you have to admit it is a rather important mission.
Melissa: That’s not exactly what I was talking about.
MH-67 Pilot: Get ready for take off!
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Alarm Clock: Qwa, qwa! Good morning Kaname. Don’t be late!
Kaname: [groans awake]
Melissa: It appears our Angel has low blood pressure and doesn’t do well in the morning, doncha think?
Kurz: What’s that!? Yes, a high school girl taking a morning shower…
Melissa: Idiot! Shouldn’t you be somewhere?
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M9: Initializing voice print check. Your name, rank and ID number.
Kurz: Kurz Weber. Sergeant. B-3127.
M9: Sergeant Kurz Weber confirmed.
Melissa: Time is 0750 hours and Angel is on her way to school.
Kurz: Ok. Lock hatch. Start running mode 4. Bilateral angle is 3.5.
M9: Roger. Run mode 4. AMSA 3.5 completed.
Kurz: Activated ECS invisible mode.
M9: ECS activated.
Kurz: Yow! I am digging that uniform!
Melissa: Idiot. Sousuke…!
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Kurz: [whistles while viewing Kaname]
(various students saying good morning to one another, low, indistinguishable murmuring while coming together for class in the morning)
Eri: Malvon’s Philosophy of Success, uh, History Text, Let’s Live Fair and Square. Dolphins Last Message to Mankind… so long and thanks for all the fish. You sure have unusual taste Miss Chidori. Alright, who’s next? Open your bag.
Kyoko: [running] Good morning teacher! Ka-na-me! Good morning!
Kaname: [snarling] Ohhh. Kyoko – you – Who the HECK was that guy!? He says his father was in a niner and his friend was in J-league. Like I really cared! I just wanted to shake him and say, ‘Great, but what about you?’ Geez, can’t anyone have a conversation about anything that matters for once? You know, like, treating all people with fairness or an efficient way changing hydrate to use as an alternative fuel?
Eri: Hey mister you better stop right there! Give me that!
Kyoko: Hm, se la vi.
Kaname: What do you mean se la vi, Kyoko? I mean, you’re the one who set me up on that stupid date.
Kyoko: I did it because someone asked me to.
Kaname: Well then, if someone asked you to sell me to a foreign country would you do it Kyoko? I’m really curious.
Kyoko: Hm… yeah, maybe.
Kaname: Oh my gawd. Just what I need.
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Eri: Your first day here and you’re already in trouble? I’ll have to keep this toy.
Sousuke: Ma’am what you have in your hands is no toy. That gun is loaded with splat bullets and it has an incredibly high stopping power. It’s very dangerous. So please don’t touch the trigger.
Kaname: [viewing scene] Ok. A military maniac. What a weirdo.
Kyoko: [very interested] Yeah, he is.
Eri: Ok, ok. I understand. Don’t worry.
Kurz: [sadness] Where did my idol go?
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(murmuring of students in a classroom)
Eri: Ok. Listen up everybody. I have a new classmate to introduce to you.
Kyoko: Ma-ni-ac. Bang!
Eri: Now Sousuke, why don’t you introduce yourself?
Sousuke: Sergeant Sousuke Sagara reporting.
Unidentified Student: Sir John Sautee Cigar?
Shota: Nah dude, look at him. He’s like one of those samurai shoguns from the old days.
Maya: When you say Sergeant, you mean like in the military?
Eri: Be quiet everyone. Let’s all wait until he’s finished. Please Mister Sagara, no more jokes.
Sousuke: I- I’m incredibly sorry. I’m Sousuke Sagara. Everyone please disregard the Sergeant part as it was my mistake. That’s it.
Unidentified student: Hey, why don’t you sing us a song!?
Eri: Is that everything?
Sousuke: Yes! That’s all there is.
Eri: Questions for Mister Sagara?
Tomomi: Yeah! Could you please tell us what country you’re from Sousuke?
Sousuke: Yes. Afghanistan. Lebanon. Cambodia. Iraq. Columbia.
Eri: Well, it seems you’ve been overseas for quite some time now.
Unidentified student: Do you have a hobby?
Unidentified student: I bet its model guns.
Sousuke: No, I like fishing and reading.
Unidentified student: What kind of books do you read?
Sousuke: Right. Primarily technical books and some periodicals. I often find myself reading through Jane’s Almanac. Soldier of Fortune is also an enjoyable read. And I subscribe to Harris Publisher’s Armed Slave Monthly. Which reminds me, I have also read the Japanese Publication AS Fan. I was quite impressed with the attention to detail and the volume of information it contained. A good magazine! Lately I’ve been getting into books about maritime affairs. I recently purchased ten new editions of the Naval Institute Press; which I would consider- I must be boring you.
Chinatsu: Uhm, hey! Tell us who you favorite musician is Sousuke.
Sousuke: [struggling to remember his training] Guro Kinokawa and The Suppin Girls!
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Kurz: [struggling] Somebody take over for me.
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Kaname: He’s definitely a weirdo. Did you hear him in class? Wasn’t that messed up? And during recess he kept pacing back and forth in the corridor by the classroom.
Kyoko: Oh, you’re serious?
Kaname: I’m dead serious. You have no idea how fast Freakazoids like Sergeant Psycho get on my nerves.
Kyoko: Well then, stop watching him.
Kaname: [astounded] Huh? W-watching? I’m not watching that maniac! It’s just- it’s just that his eyes always seem to meet mine. He’s looking at me! And then he tries to play it off like its some kind of coincidence or something and looks away real fast. But its so obvious. Ooo, why me?
Kyoko: Well maybe, he thinks you’re pretty.
Kaname: Well thanks Kyoko. But this guy had the look of a bonafide pervert. Isn’t it totally obvious?
Kyoko: Wow, you’ve been complaining about Sousuke for a while now.
Kaname: Have I?
Kyoko: Oo, yeah. Are you interested in him Kaname?
Kaname: [nervous laugh] Oh please, that wacko?
Kyoko: Alright then, so you wouldn’t mind if we change the subject. Let’s go.
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(Sousuke accidentally infiltrates the female locker room by Murphy’s Law, screaming ensures, objects are thrown. Sousuke secures the area and then proceeds to ensure everyone is safe.)
Sousuke: [grabbing Kaname] Get down!
Girls: Don’t turn around, you pervert!
Kaname: Ah, that hurt!
Kyoko: Are you alright Kaname?
Kaname: Just take a look at my arm, you made me get this huge scrape!
Sousuke: I’d like to apologize for treating you so roughly Miss Kaname. It was never my intention to inflict bodily harm on you, or your friends, or to cause such a disaster.
Kaname: Well what was your intention?
Sousuke: I’m sorry. You’re not qualified for that information.
Kaname: Not qualified!? You’d better fess up right now.
Sousuke: [being choked by Kaname] Again, I’m sorry but I can’t.
Kyoko: Please Sousuke. Won’t you tell us why you came here.
Sousuke: [clears throat] At my old school I was active participant in this sport. I’m quite proud of what I accomplished there and I have confidence in my physical strength. I don’t think you’d lose any games if you hired me to compete for you. How’s that?
Girls: Let’s get him!
(Locker room door closes, reading GIRLS Baseball Team)
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Kurz: I nearly kicked an old man, a dog barked at me like crazy and when I rested against the window of the Krams School Building I broke the glass! The elementary kids got freaked out. I’m tired as all Hell.
Melissa: Hey. There’s a call for Kaname.
Kaname: Hm, hm. And what else? Whaaaa? Are you sure? Yeah, well he is new at school.
Melissa: [loud noise] Shuttap! What is this?
Sousuke: It’s a folding chair, ma’am.
Melissa: Thanks. But I figured that much out.
Sousuke: She put on the handcuffs so the keyhole was facing the elbow. Hm, Miss Chidori must be a pretty resourceful girl. I had some difficulty buying a ticket at the Sengawa Station.
Kaname: Yeah, he is pretty weird. But you know-
Melissa: Ooo!
Kaname: I mean, even though he’s a little- ok, really strange. He’s kinda interesting.
Kurz: So you’re interesting, huh?
Sousuke: I don’t understand.
Melissa: Would you rather she called you that really boring guy?
Sousuke: That’s completely different than the impression I got of her at school. She was much more serious and aggressive.
Kaname: He’s kinda interesting.
That’s rather surprising. It seems Kaname Chidori doesn’t hate me after all.
Melissa: You almost look happy, Sousuke.
Sousuke: Is that so?
(End credits roll while Kaname hugs BontaKun teddy bear close)—miz
