SOUSUKE SAGARA
Miz: Look who finally decided to show up. Just where have you been?
Sousuke: I didn’t receive orders-
Kaname: Just *twitch*twitch* answer the questions before you’re unable
(Disclaimer: The following is from Full Metal Panic! The Anime Mission Collectors Series)
Q: First off, give us a little background on who you are.
A: I’m registered to Jindai High, Junior Class 2-4. I’m not in any clubs. I was in charge of waste disposal for the school trip.
Q: Aren’t you actually a mercenary from Mithril?
A: Mm, where did you hear that?
Q: Are you on a mission right now? Is that why you transferred to Jindai High?
A: ……..I can’t release that information. You don’t have clearance.
Q: I was told that you transferred to Jindai High in order to guard Kaname Chidori….?
A: I SAID you don’t have clearance!
Q: OK then, but if you HAD BEEN given a mission to guard her, it would probably be a piece of cake for someone like you. You’ve seen action all over the world.
A: That kind of cockiness is exactly what gets you killed. Once, I was involved in a certain operation in-
Q: Hold on there. Japan is a relatively peaceful country. You don’t have to wave a gun around all the time to be safe here.
A: No matter what the situation, there’s no such thing as complete security. What I’m about to say doesn’t leave this room. Lately, I’ve been getting the impression that the subject I’m supposed to be guarding is actually trying to kill me…
(*end Anime Mission Collectors Series)
MELISSA MAO
Miz: So why are you here madam? Don’t you have important things to do?
Melissa: That baka subordinate of mine misbehaving again.
Miz: Imagine that. Well while you’re here, do you mind answering any questions we might have for you?
Melissa: Not at all.
(Disclaimer: The following is from Full Metal Panic! The Anime Mission Collectors Series)
Q: Is it true that you and Teletha Testarossa are really close?
A: Yes, we are. To prove it, I even have a key to her quarters. I’m the only one who has unrestricted access to her room. Hehe… I’m almost like a member of her family, anyway.
Q: Like her mother for instance?
A: Her sister, of course! How dare you!
Q: It must be tough to command an operation when you have subordinates like Sousuke Sagara and Kurz Weber.
A: I thought you’d never ask! They’re actually okay. They can take care of things without my supervision.
Q: I guess you trust them.
A: I guess… but they do have their problems. Sousuke lacks common sense; he’s clumsy and takes everything too seriously. Kurz is the complete opposite. He’s a shameless flirt, dirty-minded and has no class. Don’t get me wrong they’re both really good when it comes to carrying out their duties. They just have lots of character flaws.
Q: They’d be perfect subordinates if you could just take the best of both and make them into one, wouldn’t you agree?
A: He he he… maybe so, but where’s the fun in that?
(*end Anime Mission Collectors Series)
KURZ WEBER
Kurz: *flashes shadow puppets on Mithril’s overhead projector*
Miz: Hey *slaps at his hands* Pay attention now, you’re being interviewed.
Kurz: *folds his hands behind his head* By you ojousan?
Miz: Uhhh, no. *Mithril agent enters the room* With them.
Kurz: I didn’t do it!
Miz: Just what are you so defensive about?
Kurz: Ah… nothing. I thought I was in trouble & I thought that soldier was Mao.
Miz: *chuckles* I’ll keep that in mind for next time. But in the meantime, you have an appointment to keep.
Kurz: I never agreed to this!
Miz: *raised eyebrow* Did you need me to get Mao?
Kurz: …no *grumbles*
Miz: Then behave yourself ^.^
(Disclaimer: The following is from Full Metal Panic! The Anime Mission Collectors Series)
Mithril agent: How do you do it, getting along with someone on your team like Sousuke Sagara, who’s so totally different from you?
Kurz: Well, he needs to work on understanding women. I don’t know if he’s stupid of it it’s just that he’s still a kid. So I play advisor to him.
Mithril agent: In other words, you’re a master of love.
Kurz: Yeah, I guess you could say that.
Mithril agent: Then what about Melissa Mao? You always seem to be on the receiving end of her kicks.
Kurz: Oh, that’s just her way of showing her affection for me. Even she sometimes has trouble expression how she feels.
Mithril agent: With the way you come on to her, it’s no wonder you get kicked.
Kurz: I don’t know why, but she’s always flying off the handle over one of my little jokes.
Mithril agent: I think anyone would get angry in her place. But at any rate, your tireless resolve to seduce every girl you meet is certainly deserving of respect.
Kurz: Actually, I only talk to the good-looking ladies. I swear.
Mithril agent: Oh reeeaaally? Well, okay then, but for as good-looking as you are, your success rate in getting girls seems ridiculously low.
Kurz: Shut the hell up!
(*end Anime Mission Collectors Series)
Miz: Now now, Kurz. At least act like you’re happy to be here…
Kurz: *puts on his well practiced playboy face* Better?
Miz: Well… it’s a start…
Kurz: Soooo, I was wondering if any of you babes might have any questions for me? Need a telephone number? *wink* Just ask.
Miz: Some people never learn. *twacks with borrowed hiasen* Don’t… overdo it.
